I Did IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Today I thought I'd start the day off with a joke. I woke up Tuesday morning and I knocked on Maria's door and I told her I had a "Terrible Headache", ( I was half asleep), she asked me if I wanted "Aleve". I replied,"No I don't want to go".********************* 2. Now the question to the tittle of this post is who won three games this past Tuesday. Me!!!!!!!! <> And ya know what, everybody say, "What?" I didn't drink no-thing until half time, which is after I'd already won 2 games. Strange as it seems I do play better with some sort of handicap. Broken wrist, toe, Jeeze I am afraid what I have break next to get a triple win. I think the Pool Godess is sadist.<><> 3. Now I do have something else to share but I can't recall what it was so until I get some fresh coffee and jar my brain, Peace and Love to everyone! ><<><><><><>><

Nine And 1/2 Days!!!

On Wednesday nine days ago this all started well I am glad to report that yesterday the wittle left toe wiggled all by itself and itched!!!! YEAH!!! It's healing!!! The discoloration has almost gone only a little bit left. The bandages have been replaced by a cotton ball and a bandaid. (for a little protection). I no longer have the step- drag walk, I can put all my weight and boy is there plenty of that, when I walk. The good Dr. Ree was totally amazed at how my toe recovered so quickly. And for a special treat here is the good Dr. Ree and yours truly lagging for break before a refreshing game of pool.

As The Toe Turns

"Well, I uhmm can't we do it?" "Do what?""You aren't sugessting that we fix your toe are you?" "Yes, get the tequila, I won't need a shot glass, just bring Jose to me." " I'll get you the tequila but you are using a shot glass, where do you think you are in the wild west?" I suppose next you will sugest that it's my fault that you broke your toe." "Well, the thought flashed in my mind but only briefly. Suddenly I decided that this was not the time to lay blame as my fate would soon lie in her hands. I quickly downed the tequila and reloaded the shot glass. "How many have you had, look at this bottle. Maybe I'd better have one before it's all gone." Trying to be funny and not feel the throbbing toe and the pain that was cutting like a knife up my leg, I said, "That bottle is beyond half empty." "Missy you can't have a pain killer because you've had waaay too much tequila. Sit still and keep this ice pack on your foot. When it's numb I'll see what we can do." Dr. Ree goes off to the linen closet to find the first aid tape. Twenty minutes later she comes back and we put my foot on the operation table. The table was a book about lighthouses, nice and thin and flat. "OK when I tell you to hold it stil that's exactely what I mean, no wiggling around." Strecthing the tape and getting it into place Dr. Ree gives me the signal to turn my toe back to facing the normal position and hold it cose to the others. I wimpered, ok, I cried, and screamed a little( after all what's a good story without drama) I even began to flich but Dr. Ree gave me one of those if you want more tequila you'll sit still looks. So I did, I sat still as she wrapped the tape around my toe not once , twice but three times, all the while the color in my face was fading to white. "There all done, how does it feel?" "Feel? I can't feel anything ." "Good, now you can hobble down to the store and get some more tequila, just kidding. Here put the ice back on it for twenty more minutes while I get ready to go." Later I got up and tried walking around and that proved to be quite a comical scene. I always start out on my left foot, so now my walk is completely off ( no help from the tequila) after a few lessons on how to walk and not put too much weight on my left foot I finally got the walk down. Step - drag, step - drag I would have made a great Frankenstien! This all happened on Wed. and Thursday, yesterday was Sat. and we unwrapped my bandage and most of the purple has cleared up the toe is still swollen, but now that I got the walk down I can put a little pressure on it and I don't gasp with each step - drag. We had pool practiced yesterday and Dr. Ree had gotten a mararita set so yes we had to test it. Not only does Dr. Ree fix broken toes but she makes fantastic mararitas. Why she doesn't even charge for house calls! This is just one of many reasons why Dr. Ree has been my best friend for twenty something years." Yes, but you owe me a bottle of Jose!"

%#@&^%(*&^%$#@#@$^

And that was what I screamed as I retrieved my foot from under the couch where my poor wittle left toe was permantely planted. I wanted to "Shout" and cry and swear some more but I suddenly realized I was home alone and my carrying ons were for no avail there was no one to rush to my side and kiss my forehead and tell me I'd be better in awhile. There was no one to run out to the store and get me the largest bottle of Jack Daniels so I would be out like a in shut up! There was no one who cared . Ok, I'm being over dramatic and I know it. One brief moment that was what I was feeling, I'm always there for everyone else why isn't any body at home! So for five hours I sat there helpless in my own pity pool until finally they all returned one by one at the same exact time. (Don't aks me) . I ate as many asprins as I dared to take stuffed my foot in my boots and hobbled to work. The night gave way to morning and I made my way to my best friends house. I showed her my toe what was left of it. The poor little thing was now deformed the toe nail faced West, the toe was barely hanging on by a tendon.The whole foot had turned a deep purple and was working it's way around to the under neath of my foot. My best friend gave me encouraging words, "We're going to go to the hospital and don't be surprised if they have to cut your toe off". Well I began to freak out, yes I did in a HUGE way. ********** Part Two Tomorrow*****

Ok, fine hello archbishop are you listening? Well I think, wait I know there are far more important things that you people could oppose than gay adoptions. God forbide if they taugth their kids to love one another and to care about their brother and to give the shirt off their back if someone needed it. I think you archbishops should decree that bush and war is wrong and that your congregations are forbidden to paricapate. Ha! Can't fight if the archbishops say NO to war, hmmmm! And when did you people get to be so perfect? Last time I looked you people hold the world's record for perversion.

These are For Cathy, "Happy Spring"

The Count Down To Spring 's Arrival Continues...

"Everywhere you go you'll see little signs of Spring's Arrival, it could be the sound of baby birds screaming for Mamma, it could be in the shape of sweet cuddly baby bunnies, or traffic pausing while Mamma duck gets those toddlers across the road.

3 Days Away From "Spring"

Last night games were a day at the beach! Ok, wrong beach but I had 4, 1-2-3-4! Tequilas! ok, And I still walked home in a straight line. hicup!!! pardon.

It's Tuesday!!!!

Ok, now that I have your attention: It's Tuesday and it's Pool night which means it's Tokilya night. YEAH!!! Go Team Go!!!

what a boring night.

I don't have much to say today. It's cold and raining looking again. Just everyone have a nice day.

This is a test. Ok, all done!

Ba Ba - Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba- It's Alright To Be A Redneck Now!

It's Friday /it's Five o'clock /it's quitin' time. I hope some one is chillin' my case of beer. Cause you know what, this little "Chicky" is going Boot scootin' ,You can take me out of the country but you can't take the Country out of me, no no no NO! I smell "T-R-O-U-B-L-E" and you know what else I think this old world needs a drink. YEAH make that a double-shot for Miss Liberty. It's girls night out and I'm gone ~~~~~~~~~~~~~Everyone Have A Great Weekend!

Cornbread And Chicken

I had the strangest dream the other night. It started with me getting a brand new spankin' rig, all mine, mine, mine... No one was to even lean on it or sit in her. They had a big meeting and that was the final word and it was chiseled in concrete, so there it was mine! I was speechless as I stood at the table and accepted my award, the keys. All I could say was "I wanted to thank God and my Mamma and I owed all of this to cornbread and chicken cause "Where I Come From" . Then they took me outside and presented the truck to me. I wanted to cry but I fought back the tears and unlocked her and fired her up. Oh, my Gawd! She roared Loud and Proud every car parked within twenty feet of her began cheering with their alarms. I looked over the dashboard sparkling and glistening just the way I like it. AM, FM, CB and a weather channel, it was so beautiful . Then I got out and looked at the paint job, that's when I knew I was totally in love with her. Baby blue metallic she looked like a cloud floating down the highway. My alarm clock went off and just like that she was gone.~~~

Dialing For Dollars Is Trying To Reach Me

This post is for Debby who I have a sneaking feeling that she thinks I am trying to drive her "MAD" , no Hun, I deleted the post about "Push" because what ever I did to my blog was durring that post so I figured if I went back and retraced my steps it'd all be alright. Well, sorta it seems you guys can see my profile up at the top except for me, well hell, I admit it I answered my own "Ok Cupid" ad because I thought it sounded like someone that I'd like, yeah well duh, "Hell o who wouldn't like me", and the best part was that they were less than a mile from me.... Yeah walking distance!!! Then I saw my picture now you'd think, never mind what you'd think, what I thought was WoW! she's Hot! So don't cha think by now it has hit me Nope! I'm drooling and wondering how I could possibly meet this pool playing fool, then it hits me "That's me you dumb ss. I got so pissed at myself I wouldn't even speak to me for a whole day. That's the good side of having multiple personalities, the down side is no one is talking to you. It can get pretty lonely some times. Usually it goes like this, Self; "So what are we doing today?" Me: "Nothing, why do you ask?" Self: "Just wondering if we need to get dressed." Me: "Naw,thinking about hanging around in my sweats today, maybe later we'll go to the beach." Self: "OK, just let us know if we change our minds." Me: "Sure you'll be the first to know."*** Today I uhmmm, anyway I watched the movie "Matrix" today. Lots of action, I was totally glued to my seat. I definetly have to watch it again. If anyone can tell me how many drinks I had tonight and correctly identify them Hooray! Here's a hint less than five. I'll wager on two or three people getting this right.

I have done something and I don't know what or how to fix it.

Fire and Smoke

"Everyday is another day of feeling more of the same ,Looks like I'll run out of highway before I'll out run the rain." Earl Thomas Conley............................................................Yes more storms on the way, I know tonight we are going to get soaked to the bone, there's no out running this one, I don't feel good at all , last night was sooo cold, I can't seem to warm up Andrea even made me chicken soup and buttered toast, God I love her, she is my special angel.

Driving My Life Away,Eddie Rabbitt

I think I am going crazy for real, stop laughing so hard. I bought a milky way the other day two days later I remember it , I have never ever forgotten to eat chocolate!!! Then to make up for it I go and buy some nilla wafers get all the way home and I forgot the milk!!! I'd tie a string around my finger but I know I'll only forget why it's there. I have more to say but you already know, yep I've forgotten what it was, arrhhh. The squirrels are there because I'm feeling that way, nutty! " OOOOOwee, I'm driving my life away looking for a sunny day"

Kentucky Rain

Kentucky rain keeps pouring down another town that I go walking thru with the rain in my shoe as I go searching for you in the cold Kentucky rain....

Shake Rattle And Roll

Hold on Grandma, it was a 3.4 magintude that hit in the Orinda area at 11:35 a.m. Orinda is near Berkely and we felt it over here in the Hayes Valley which is across the bay. No damages are reported that's a good thing. Ok, I got to go and get a few things taken care of before heading back to work tonight. Everybody have a nice day. (((Hugs))))