The strangest thing occured to me last night. We have got to quit feeding the refrigator it's keeps getting taller than me. It seems like the more food that is in there the higher it gets. I guess it's time to find me the right step stool! Then later we went to Rite Aid and they said that they're putting a Starbucks in next door along side the new hardware store. I'm thinking, "Oh great, get'em jacked up and watch'em build a house"! We get home and the phone rings a friend tells me she's horny , so to sorta change the subject I asked her what her favorite movie was, she replies, "A Man For All Seasons"...
A few nights ago I'm driving along minding my own business and I see this deer over at the ATM machine, she was trying to get a buck!
Sunday we take a ride up to the wine country, it was beautiful hot and humid. We stop off in this old hotel saloon, proably was there durring the early 1849's. It was so old that the wasp nest had relocated to a lower level. We go in put our names up on the chalk board to play some pool sit at the bar and get a couple of Budwisers long necks. The bar tender comes over and begins rattling off all these jokes, he is wearing me out from all this wealth of humor. The only one I got out of all of 'em was , "What do you call a smart blonde?" Oh dang, now I forgot how it went!!!
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Your Starbucks comment is too funny and more than a little truth in that.
Good blonde joke!
We go through tons of those with all the blondes in my family...
Sounds like an entertaining day at least! I go days n days without hearing any non-work-related funnies to giggle at-
Must be a few Gold-Rush era spots still around there-
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