Heaven uhmmmmmmm

I love watermelon, cantaloupe, honey dew melons. But water melon rules. To me it's like playing in a broken fire hydrant on a hot day. These seedless watermelons bug me, I have a very mean aim with the seeds, that has taken years to perfect. To be able to land one right on the target is the epitome of skill. I owe this talent to my four brothers, if you didn't spit back you were branded for the whole Winter until Summer returned producing a new crop of watermelons and fresh apprentices to get even. It just isn't Summer with out watermelons.