A Red Pigeon !!!

Oh my word! there is a red pigeon outside my window isn't there something in the Bible about the end of time ; "And you shall see a red pigeon sitting on your fire escape and you will know it is time to Get the Heck out!!!""" I think I read that in the Book of Eve, last chapter ,verse 121, I can't be certain she did do alot of talking!! Well hey give the woman some credit now she did talk Adam into trouble! However , it just goes to show that man is and has always been the weaker of the two genders. Think about it, it's always us women who can have the babies, bring home the bacon and fry it up and be ready to go out in a few hours, just give us time to catch our breath. Do we ever complain about a hang nail, nope we take care of it and keep going, too many things to do, now if it should run our nylons you'll hear all about that hang nail!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All this was because while I was organizing the lot so I could get my trailer out last night was my helper doing anything. 1 guess and Nope is right unless you count guarding the locked iron gate. When he saw my flashers on over by the fuel pump did he accidently meander over to see if I needed any help with the 50 foot heavy hose from Hell! Nope again. The last straw came this morning while I am freezing my nipples off he is riding up and down on the lift gate w/o any thing on it but his precious self on it!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So there is the red pigeon it is time to get out of my truck and stay out!!!!!!!!!!! singed SkyeBoots!!!