Sweet Home Alabama

Thinking back over the years I can't help but laugh at some of the crazy things. Here is just a small example of absurness in my life. Graduation day h.s. '74, all of us are excited nervous and relieved that we are actually going to get a diploma and get the heck out of there. As we make our last visits to the restroom for one final check before show time, all of our parents have gathered in the gym for the main attraction. We begin to file in and take our seats, our Valedictorian is making her speech when all of a sudden I hear the sound of nylon graduation gown rustling. The next thing I know I feel the brush of someone wanting to get out of the aisle, so of course I move so they can get thru. Lord have Mercy! Please tell me I did not just see the grand canyon on legs. Yeppers! "And they call him the streaker, Ethel- don't look" Ray Stevens.