I Need Help, I'm Dazed And Confused

Could some one, any one explain to me what"Emerency Mask" is, I know it's a product. I should proably get out more in the daytime, when I saw it my first thought was; emerency mask for when you forget to bring your own...2. when a regular ski mask just won't do...3. comes in different flavors and colors....4. cucumber in a tube....************* Well, this has bothered me all night, I have more important things to ponder than this, I hope. Offered up for discussion today by our lovely hand waving model, "Please show the contestants and the folks at home what's behind door number three." "OMG, Shut that door quickly". ****( free to use your imagination ) , I wonder "if" something embarrassing like that ever happened on a game show? See, I told you I had important things to ponder!!! *********** We were freezing our mittens off last night, had cloud cover but because it's been all rain the ground was CCold and so were we. You know at a certain time all music stops while talk shows have the air waves. Finding more music can be fusstrating, well, I have to have Music so I found a station that was playing International Music. I begin to sing in Greek and my helper says , "What are you saying"? I am singing, "Drink, to you I drink". (I only knew this because, while he was outside of the truck the announcer gave the name of the song), but being the lively one I played it off as though I was knew it . I see that we are out of time here so I will leave you with a thought for the day, , what was it? You know what really bothers me, why do they run commercials for beds, mattresses, and or did you get a good night sleep, in the middle of the night? If I am hearing this at 3:30 A.M. I couldn't have gotten a good nights sleep, hello! Ok, I'm gone to lay down on my duck bed and dail a number to sleep on, let's see I like #72, no to high, how about 14, much better. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz